my talents include being able to sit on the toilet for 30 minutes being distracted by my phone
do i even have a sense of humour anymore or do i just laugh at badly worded sentences
"Stop spending all your time on the internet"
"We’re out of chicken nuggets"
"That little kid just pissed all over your carpet"
"You have 4 essays due tomorrow"
"You’re an adult you can call people yourself now"
"It’s not that hard to socialise just talk to people"
let’s make mix tapes listen to old music cuddle and fall in love even if it’s just for one night